I had a dream that the FFXIV developers added a new move for healers called ‘handle’ that allowed them to leash other players and force them to stay within a 10y radius. Here’s my artist’s rendition:

Tanks and DPS began flooding party finder in protest and were forming groups named stuff like “No baby harness we die like men” for savage content.

In every wood in every spring there is a different green.

I think I get it why Emets hair is like that